Jeremy Lucido Has Great Jeans. The Kind You Slip Into Once and Can Never Quite Forget...
- Stefan Pinto

- Aug 13
- 2 min read
Updated: Sep 4
... like an affair you swore would only happen once.

Great jeans are something everyone notices, covets and maybe shouldn’t touch. An affair is rarely about the person; — it’s about the fit. The thrill of slipping into something that isn’t yours, the way an unfamiliar silhouette drapes across your days.

It’s slipping into a vintage moto jacket that smells of someone else’s cologne. It’s that heady moment when the world collapses into denim thighs, whispered zippers, and a silhouette that feels illicit. It’s the difference between a bespoke blazer and an off-the-rack jacket: one carries your shape, the other carries your secret.

Affairs are stitched in cashmere cardigans left on the back of a chair, in silk scarves tied too loosely, in denim jackets that smell like the other side of town. They’re as much about texture as they are about touch.

Because the real luxury isn’t ownership — it’s access. It’s the whispered exchange in the fitting room, the champagne-fueled midnight unbuttoning, the glossy finish of patent leather against bare skin.

It’s an accessory you don’t wear to the office but can’t stop thinking about during the Monday meeting. And like any limited-edition drop, the beauty lies in knowing it won’t last forever.

That’s the thing about couture temptation: you don’t keep it. You collect the memory, archive it, and wait for the next season.
The best affairs are like the best jeans — they don’t fit everyone, but when they fit you, they’re impossible to forget.

They mold to you over time, taking on the shape of your habits, your secrets, your late-night escapes.

Raw denim doesn’t lie; it remembers every crease, every bend, every place you’ve been. So does the person you shouldn’t be texting at midnight.

There’s a reason both feel dangerous in public and essential in private. And like any perfect pair, an affair is never truly off the rack. It’s custom, even if no one will admit it. You choose it for the way it makes you feel — taller, leaner, more alive than the life you had before you slipped it on.

You tell yourself you’ll keep it for a season, maybe two, before the threads wear thin. But deep down, you know: there’s no such thing as “just jeans” once they’ve been tailored to your sin.
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Jeremy Lucido is the creator of Starrfuckermag

